A little boy was sitting on a bench at a bus stop munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, the man sitting across from him said, "Son, you know that isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." The little boy replied, "My grandpa lived to be 107 years old!" "Oh?" Said the man, "well, did your grandpa eat six candy bars at a time?" To this the little boy said "No. He minded his own fucking business!"
A little 5 year old girl goes into a pet shop. She asks the man at the counter, "Can I have a wabbit please?" His heart warmed, he drops down to her height and asks, "What kind of wabbit would